Universe Splitter

Universe Splitter

By Aerfish LLC

  • Category: Entertainment
  • Release Date: 2009-10-06
  • Current Version: 1.52
  • Adult Rating: 4+
  • File Size: 82.19 MB
  • Developer: Aerfish LLC
  • Compatibility: Requires iOS 11.0 or later.
Score: 4.64883
4.64883
From 1,196 Ratings

Description

Use Quantum Physics to Split Your Universe -- It's the Ultimate Decision-Maker THIS IS THE ORIGINAL! • An App Store "Top Paid App" • An App Store "Staff Favorite" • Endorsed by famous physicists And recently featured in: • "Something Deeply Hidden" best-selling book by Sean Carroll • "The Joe Rogan Experience" podcast • "This American Life" podcast "According to quantum mechanics, every observation brings new universes into existence. But these universes have been completely useless to us -- until now! Universe splitter helps guarantee that there's at least one version of you who has made all the right choices." -- Sean Carroll, physicist at Caltech and best-selling author "The functioning of this app is in complete agreement with the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics." -- Garrett Lisi, PhD, Theoretical Physics Scientists say that every quantum event plays out simultaneously in every possible way, with each possibility becoming real in a separate universe. But that was just an abstract concept... until now! Because now, you can harness this powerful and mysterious effect right from your iPhone. When faced with a tough choice, Universe Splitter allows you to live out BOTH of your options... in separate realities.* No mere coin-flip app can make this claim! Here's how it works: Let's say you have to make a difficult decision — for example, whether to accept a job offer or to turn it down. Just type both actions into your Universe Splitter, and press the "Split Universe" button. Universe Splitter will then, over the internet, activate a remote "Quantis" brand quantum device (made by id Quantique, and certified by the National Metrology Institute of Switzerland) which will send a single photon into a quantum "either/or" state. According to current scientific thinking, though, the photon will actually be in a "both, but in separate universes" state! Within seconds, Universe Splitter will report to you which of those two universes you’re in, and by taking a different action in each, you will cause these previously identical universes to diverge.* Of course, you won't be able to see or interact with that other universe. In fact, you may question whether anything at all happened. But according to the prevailing quantum theory, there will be two of you pondering whether anything just happened! Right now you're probably wondering: Does this app genuinely contact a quantum device in Geneva? YES, it absolutely does, and we would be happy to provide proof of this upon request. Email eric@aerfish.com for more info. As BDembko writes: "The real joke... is that it's NOT a joke. Which actually makes it funnier, if you ask me. (Kind of an Andy Kaufman kind of thing) The guy actually went the extra 10 miles... and it seems so absurd to us, that we figure it's a joke. But it's not... which then means it is. This is seriously quantum humor to the extreme." And -- if an infinite supply of universes isn't enough for you -- this app also gives you stylish, retro, machine-age graphics (complete with industrial-strength sound effects) which will underscore the awe-inspiring significance of each twist and turn of your ever-branching multiverse. If you're a believer in the "Many Worlds" interpretation of quantum behavior, this app is a must. And if you're not, just think of this as THE most random of all coin-flip apps -- in that it uses the single most unpredictable thing in the known universe: a single quantum event! *According to prevailing quantum theory. Universes cannot contact each other. Not responsible for user's actions. ©Copyright 2009 Eric Daniels - All Rights Reserved

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Reviews

  • Universal usage

    5
    By Threepwood99
    As a naturally indecisive person, I use this app all the time. I find it more useful than flipping a coin.
  • Useless

    1
    By james troyer
    Don’t buy
  • Great way to turn decisions over to the universe

    5
    By AardWurk
    I heard about the app in a podcast with the author of his book. Lots of fun.
  • i used this to decide what college to go to

    5
    By Neko atsume in Colorado
    i am now at the college it told me to go to & having a marvelous time
  • No more decisions!

    5
    By Stop asking me to review now
    Life is so much easier now !
  • Gets 4 because…

    4
    By jenx2012
    Super cool and I’m doing what it tells me so I can get out of my own way and go a different rout (I think) It would be way cool to add a way to journal the outcome of following or not following the split. I’d pay an extra 50 cents for that!
  • Works

    5
    By Mary_Jane_JPG
    it splits the universe nicely, thank you!
  • Universe splitter!

    5
    By divine whatever
    Which universe do you choose?
  • Confused…but intrigued

    5
    By vegangummycandy
    I love all the metaphysical/mystical things in the universe that I can’t explain or understand, and I love investigating those things to gain understanding. That’s why I chose to get this app. I’m a bit confused as to what exactly it’s (in theory) doing, and also confused as to what happens if you make the opposite choice (is it a theoretical third universe?) when you’re given an answer. In any case, it’s a well done app, I just wish when using it there was more information given during the process rather than having to read about it in the provided “handbook” of sorts. I wish that the process was explained, just briefly, during the act of making each choice. Like perhaps when you tap on the two options afterwards, you could choose which one you actually did. Then it could tell you what, in theory, was caused when it comes to splitting universes. I don’t think I’ve explained myself well at all😅 But it’s a great app! It truly is. If you’re smarter than me I’m sure you won’t be confused in the slightest😅
  • Totally not what I was expecting

    2
    By JennDenn85
    You might as well go and download the magic eight ball for free because all this does is pick ones out the other for you so it’s truly no different then flipping a coin

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